Gang Of Four: Mall - Oh dear. I need to listen to Entertainment! and Solid Gold like a cold shower after listening to this. But to have made an album as incredible and important as Entertainment!, these guys could collaborate would Justin Bieber and they’d still be my heroes… please don’t collaborate with Bieber. Well I would love to own a mall or plaza because I’ve got some ideas for stores:
- I’ll need a TGI Friday’s so I can put a bar right next to it called Fuck, It’s Monday. I have actually talked to a manager of a TGI Friday’s about this and he says he’s in.
- Our staff gets revenge on people who prevent other from scoring. It’s called Cockblockbuster. With all these Blockbusters closing down, I just need to take one over and I’ll already have 73% of my sign.
- I really want this one. A bike shop called Bike-Curious.
- A place that sells t-shirts and clothes with obscure or outdated references called Off Topic.
- I’m gonna see If I can get this past the foreseeable copyright laws but a doughnut/sex shop called Kink-O’s.
- A bong/stationary/copy shop called The Loose Leaf.
- A sub shop that only plays bands like Pink Floyd, The Flaming Lips and Dungen called Psychedelicatessan.
Winner: the literal